Diarmuid 'Zoolander' O'Dowd Hill Devasted!!

It just dawned on the wannabee hand model, Diarmuid Zoolander O'Dowd Hill, that his career has been desperately cut short by the abuse his poor pinky has suffered at the hands of his dreadful parents. He has gone into seclusion and is said to be considering his future. Rumour has it that a lawsuit could be iminent...

Terrible Parents!

Diarmuid hurt his hand a couple of weeks ago in a rugby match against Monivea. He got a fairly nasty cut on his figure but we didn't think much of it - just clean it up and you'll be grand... well to cut a long story short Diarmuid and Triona spent 7 hours in casualty waiting to get his finger re-broke and set properly. He had an acute fracture it seems and it was well on the way to healing - in a nicely bent state.

Of course Diarmuid played 3 hard matches since the incident (without much complaint it has to be said) with his warped digit and was about to go skiing with it. Now, with a freshly broken finger he'll be staying indoors while we try to break our own bones.

I don't think we'll get away with 'Ah sure you'll be grant - it's just a bit of swelling' again. Oh the guilt.